Wayne
 

See Wayne. See Wayne play the guitar. Play the guitar Wayne.

See Wayne's hat. Wayne wears the hat. Wayne can wear a hat. Wayne can play the guitar.

See Wayne concentrate. Wayne concentrates on playing the song correctly. Wayne concentrates hard.

 Wayne can concentrate.

 

 

Wayne Factoid: Was nearly lynched by angry nudists in Florida when he infiltrated their beach with his camera...He says accidentally.....Yeah right.

 


Name:                          Wayne

Plays:                           Bass Guitar, Hats, Bad Jokes

Favourite Band:           West Street

Best Gig played:            I havn't had a best one yet.

Favourite Guitarist:     They're all crap...Bassists rule

Best Gig attended:        Ken Dodd (Tax-man's benefit gig).

Favourite Music:           Thrash Death Disco Reggae.

Best Single Recorded:   Wig Wam Bam.

Best musical quality:       I can afford a Gibson Bass.

Worst musical quality:    How dare you?

Favourite food:              All food.

Most Hated Food:          Don't understand the question.       

Favourite Booze:            Britvic orange.

If you weren't you, who would you be?:       A Gyneacologist