See Wayne's hat. Wayne wears the hat. Wayne can wear a hat. Wayne can play the guitar.
See Wayne concentrate. Wayne concentrates on playing the song correctly. Wayne concentrates hard.
Wayne can concentrate.
Wayne Factoid: Was nearly lynched by angry nudists in Florida when he infiltrated their beach with his camera...He says accidentally.....Yeah right.

Name: Wayne
Plays: Bass Guitar, Hats, Bad Jokes
Favourite Band: West Street
Best Gig played: I havn't had a best one yet.
Favourite Guitarist: They're all crap...Bassists rule
Best Gig attended: Ken Dodd (Tax-man's benefit gig).
Favourite Music: Thrash Death Disco Reggae.
Best Single Recorded: Wig Wam Bam.
Best musical quality: I can afford a Gibson Bass.
Worst musical quality: How dare you?
Favourite food: All food.
Most Hated Food: Don't understand the question.
Favourite Booze: Britvic orange.
If you weren't you, who would you be?: A Gyneacologist